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silversora:

Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead

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comin4dabooty:

When you stub your toe

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instagrarn:

when you flawlessly rap that verse

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davidstrider:

have you ever looked at an authority figure in your life and thought “wow i respect a well-grilled hot dog more than i respect you”

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apps-and-academia:

girls just want to have eight hours of sleep

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earthnation:

*steps on something wet* *screams for 34 years*

(via trust)

crunchrapsupreme:

literally the most important show you’ll ever watch

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fartgallery:

Um, actually Godzilla is the doctor, not the monster

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luficerr:

luficerr:

i started a new sleeping medication and one of the side effects is really freakin weird dreams and last night i had a dream that by day i volunteered at a library and by night i was a crime fighting lesbian who defeated misogynists and robbers and stuff with super literary knowledge

i was appropriately titled “the lesbrarian”

no i dont want to be remembered for this

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alicehopewalker:

magneito:

"feminism isn’t really about equality it’s a hate movemen-"

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does this mean that as a feminist i can, at will, rise into the air and fly away from idiots?

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